Showing posts with label Beyonce. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Beyonce. Show all posts

Thursday, September 12, 2013

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS IS BEYONCE'S SISTER?

Come on guys let's face it cause poor old Solange Knowles doesn't really stand a chance when Beyonce's her sister. Although she's a less annoying and not a diva bitch it really ain't something we like to look at for too long. We get that she's embracing her natural hair and giving the finger to weaves, but we think the presence of one would actually soften up her mannish features. Like we said she puts out some cool tunes but that fuck off strong jaw is making us think something else is between it's legs.

[Image via SPLASH]

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

QUEEN B WENT AND STOLE ALL DA GENES

Poor old Solange must get fucked off that her sister Bey stole all the look genes cause the bitch sure does look like the ugly duckling in comparison. The less successful singer was papped strolling around LA with Queen B and if we're honest it looked like a post-op ghetto clown with downs. Now while we love the music that both these bitches put out, there ain't no denying that Solange fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on her way down. We tried looking for the bird that lives in her fro but no luck this time, however if you spot it do let us know.

[Image via PACIFIC COAST]

Tuesday, December 04, 2012

WE LOVE A GIRL WITH A STRONG JAW...

Now we get that Solange ain't the worst looking thing in the tool box, but she ain't got shit on Beyonce when it comes to the looks department. The singer (coat tail rider) was seen arriving at a charity event in NYC over the weekend and the bitch's afro took up most of the space on the red carpet. According to insiders Solange was seen putting crackers into her hair on several occasions, which leads us to believe that she's renting out rooms in her fro for cute robin birds to nest in over the holiday season. Talk about cute! On the other hand, does anyone else think she looks like a black Lurch?

[Image via GETTY/THE SIZZLING MESS]

Monday, July 23, 2012

DOES MEDUSA HAVE A FAMOUS TWIN?

Urgh this is literally making us wanna hurl. Beyonce has gone and fucked up her hair cause she was papped walking around NYC with a load of maggots wrapped around her head. The singer decided to ditch her famous weave and go au naturel, but we gotta say the bitch has definitely looked better. We get that it's fun to switch it up and get braids, but she looks like she's been cast in a new Alien movie and it looks gross. We're not so crazy in love with her anymore.

[Image via REX FEATURES]

Friday, May 11, 2012

ME, MYSELF AND A DOG

That's right people, even Beyonce has days when she looks like a car crash. Don't matter how much money this bitch has got cause she looked rough as arseholes when she nipped out for dinner with Jay Z in NYC recently. We know she just shat out her kid so we should be easier on her, but fuck it she's got enough money to look her best every second of the day and we don't like laziness. Not so hot without the glam team are ya love?

[Image via SPLASH]