Thursday, September 01, 2011


Fear not readers, this is just singer (we use the term loosely) Estelle and she will not, we repeat WILL NOT, come out of the screen and eat you. Just when ya think you've seen the biggest fuckin' state out there, this bitch FULL ON shits over them all. It's apparently had braces but desired results were never achieved according to her spokesperson (mum). Did someone recommend that maybe her dentist should try using reinforced steel to tame those EVIL nashers? The nasty fried hair and drag make up do nothing to disguise the fact that her nostrils could easily be double fucked. We've just received word that the casting director for the new Alien movie is looking for extras, so go on love get your application in. We wish you the best of luck!

[Image via REX FEATURES]

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