MAYBE SHE'S GOT A NORWEGIAN TWIN?

Oh dear honey. Miley Cyrus was recently papped walking the streets of NYC and the poor thing looked so try hard it was almost laughable. The singer (if miming counts) seems to be favoring the grunge style of late, although bitch clearly didn't get the memo that if you're from Tennessee, it doesn't really work. The country bumpkin (hick that fucks her cousin) looked more like a trashy dyke from Norway than a teen pop sensation. To top it off, her boots just made her look like Coco The Clown on LSD. All we're thinking is what a dickhead.

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WHOAAA WHAT THE HELL?

If you're an Avril Lavigne fan you'll hopefully be chuckling at the clever title we gave this post. Yeah, we just realized how sad it is that we're proud of that. The punk-pop singer (questionable) was papped arriving at the airport and we think she's been taking styling tips from Cruella De Vil. If we're honest her hair looked like a skunk that'd been fucked and then put back on her head. Wonder when she'll be dropping another catchy teen hit? Erm isn't she over 30? Embarrassing times for Avril ennit.

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HEART THROB TO PEDO?

Just in case you're like what the fuck, this post is in fact focused on Chris Klein and not the SHIT HOT Mena Suvari. Now while he doesn't look fugly or anything he sure has got OLD since American Pie first hit our screens back in the late 90s. In fact he looks more like an overworked stock broker who likes kiddy porn than a Hollywood heart throb. Such a shame cause he was pretty fine back in the day. Mena on the other hand can sit on our face whenever she likes.

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ALMOST UNDERAGE TRAIN WRECK

Does anyone remember that TV show The Paper on MTV back in 2008? If any of you watched it, you surely to God can't forget the HOT MESS main character (Farmville pig) Amanda Lorber. She's the youngest train wreck to be featured on The Sizzling Mess, but we somehow think that Amanda would be the type to put a positive spin on this to avoid any embarrassment. People, you NEED to watch this show to fully understand what a CATASTROPHIC train wreck she truly is. The list goes on and on, but to sum her up just look at the 8th grade hair clips, DISGUSTING glasses, fugs nose, some fucked up ethnic lookin' necklace attached to ribbon (no you are seeing it right), and last but not least a HICKEY on her neck that actually scares us more than anything. Hope you're studyin' hard at NYU girl!

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