ANGE KINDA PASSES WITH FLYING COLORS...

Okay so we get that Angelina Jolie is a cunt and Jennifer Aniston is a "serious actress", but c'mon people when you put these bitches side by side it's easy to see why Brad chose the Tomb Raider actress. Don't get it twisted cause we do think that Jen is cute and all, but she's always had that clownish smile going on and her looks are average with lip gloss and cute hair at best. Now when you look at Ange it's just obvious that she's got it cause she can say come fuck with her eyes and still have an air of mystery about her. There's probably plenty of girls out there who think Jen is beautiful, but we think they need their eyes testing. Cute and pretty sure...beautiful not.

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XTINA FINALLY FIRED HER BLIND STYLIST!

Holy Shit what did this woman do with Xtina! You're eyes ain't fooling you either cause this actually is Christina Aguilera looking a MILLION times better than usual thanks to some much needed weight loss and a stylist who isn't visually impaired. The talented singer was snapped walking the red carpet at the Time 100 event in NYC recently and she looked a million bucks. We literally can't think of a bad word to say and we don't often have this problem as you all know. Just keep doing whatever you're doing honey!

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FUCK OFF IS THIS THE SAME PERSON!

Sofia Vergara is well known for her luscious looks and "give you a woody in 3 seconds" effect, but it seems just like every poor bitch in the world she too looks dog rough minus the warpaint. The sexy Modern Family actress was papped out to lunch in LA this week and she looked a world away from her usually groomed to fuck red carpet appearances. In place of the usual sizzling Latina was a plain and foreign looking thing who could easily be mistaken for someone's maid if we're totally honest. This just proves that with money and the right resources anything is possible.

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WE BET KATE'S FUCKED OFF ABOUT THIS

Kate Beckinsale is one of England's hottest exports, however it seems that Allure magazine thought the actress needed a lot more airbrushing than usual. To say they'd gone overboard would be putting it lightly, as it appears that the retoucher either hates Kate or was drunk on the job. Gone are her beautiful features and flowing locks and in it's place are horse teeth, retarded eyes and birds nest hair. Complete and utter Photoshop fail if we're honest and the stylist needs sacking too.

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DEATH BECOMES HER POTION DON'T EXIST

Fuck us hard cause we literally could NOT believe our eyes when we first spotted this picture! The above pensioner is in fact former Italian siren Isabella Rossellini and it's pretty clear that Mr Gravity's been an asshole to her and she's been a dumb bitch and not succumbed to the surgeon's knife. We don't really have any words but we wouldn't want her to spread for us anymore that's for sure.

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