WEDDING DRESSES TO CHOW MEIN

Wow, isn't bridal wear designer (glorified Chinese take-out owner) Vera Wang just the picture of health? The walking corpse's skeleton could be heard clicking as she walked around NYC with fellow media whore Kim Kardashian. We always thought Vera was a lady boy, but that erect cipple (Chinese nipple) may prove to us that it is in fact a woman (dog). To be honest the only thing we have to say about her is that she really is a fucking MUNTER of a being. At least it finally looks like good ole Vicky B has got some competition as to who can live off drip food the longest.

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CELINE FOR OZ REMAKE?

This face hasn't made ANY women around the world jealous and we'd be willing to put a lot of money on that. Talented stunner (singing dog) Celine Dion was pictured at the airport en route to her own private island Dogville and boy did it look EVIL. At one point we had to do a double take as she really resembles the Wicked Witch Of The East in the classic movie The Wizard Of Oz. We've heard rumors that Celine is gunning for the role of the witch in the new 2012 remake, which we think would be a great move. Think of how much money the studio would save on make-up as the STUNNER could just wake up, slap on a bit of green powder and she'd be ready for the lights. Urgh her chin is makin' us feel sick.

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