After hearing Nicola Roberts' AMAZING new Beyonce rip-off tune "Beat My Drum", it kinda sucks that her OFFENSIVE face will be all over the glossies in the coming weeks. We can't really figure out what her face is about, besides a big ole pale mess covered in hormonal chin acne and fried ginga hair. Suppose we can at least give her credit for her wannabe edgy outfit and classy pink manicure though. Gotta love a good ole northern mess!
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