THIS SHIT TOTES MAKES US WANNA ROAR!

Another day another flattering pic of Katy Perry without make-up for us all. The singer (if you can even call it that) was papped getting her nails did in LA this week and boy did she look rough (and slightly special needs) sans slap. When this bird is made up don't get us wrong she looks nice, but she couldn't get anymore average when she puts the make-up brush down cause this is one Plain Jane right here. On top of that everyone knows her career is fluff and let's face it she ain't ever gonna win a Grammy cause the academy ain't deaf. Anyway rant over...happy weekend!

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THAT'S NOT WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL...

Now don't get us wrong cause Harry Styles is a good looking guy with great eyes, lips and bone structure, but man does he need to revaluate his skin routine cause the boy looked like a pizza face when he stepped out recently. The lead singer of band One Direction was seen out with friends and we're not sure if we should look away or try and play Dot To Dot with his acne? Anyhow we're sure that with some Proactiv his skin would clear right up so get on it quick boy.

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MORE LIKE DYKE UP YOUR LIFE!

It's kinda shocking that we've never featured Mel C on The Sizzling Mess before, but when we clapped eyes on the above snap of her jogging around London recently her luck ran out. What the fuck is it wearing for a start and we know you're only running love but did you need to dress like a butters dyke who's partially sighted? We're not really sure what she does anymore but she could totes do with some ProActiv too.

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AGE JUST AIN'T BEEN KIND TO PRINCESS FIONA

Oh dear sweetie this one was taken from a "bad angle" for sure right. Cameron Diaz was seen out to dinner in LA over the weekend and we literally can't believe this is the same girl who gave every guy boners in The Mask cause bitch is looking seriously haggard these days. The actress has got some serious jowls going on and we never realized how plain it was minus all the slap, but hopefully she'll be good for a few movies before she throws in the towel.

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WHO KNEW WITCHES WORE ADIDAS?

Hilary Swank has never really been considered a looker, but we never realized how fucking DOG ROUGH it looked minus slap. The actress was snapped shopping in NYC for what we're guessing was a new cauldron and she looked like an ugly sister en route to the gym. We've always thought she had that "I was born with a dick" look about her, so this does nothing to squash the post-op rumors. What's with the rank skin too love? Urgh these pics brought up our lunch that's for sure.

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BECAUSE WE WANT TO...VOMIT

Do you all remember when Billie Piper was the joke of the nation when she got dumped by Chris Evans? Imagine the embarrassment when someone so attractive (not by the above) is dumped by such a fugly ginga. The erm shall we say actress/singer was seen having lunch with friends in London recently and looked like an ugly stepsister from Cinderella. We always remember her being pretty hot, so what's with the bunny teeth and acne?

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WE GET WHY PROACTIV CHOSE HER

For a while now we've been wondering why flawless beauty (stretching it) Katy Perry was approached to be in the new Proactiv commercials. Well it kindly stepped out yesterday sans the slap and gave us the answer...cause she actually does have rank skin. Okay we get that acne affects millions and can be damaging to people's self-esteem, but you think she'd at least use a bit of concealer? In case you're all wondering we can't stand Katy Perry cause she's a waste of music space. Oh and now a fucking dog too.

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UH OH, UH OH...FUCK MY LIFE

That's it bring it all up. We had the exact same reaction when we first clapped eyes on this GEM of a pic. Pixie Lott was snapped walking around London recently and she truly puts the F into fucking dog rough that's for sure. To be honest, it looked kinda evil and we certainly wouldn't wanna wake up next to her. Looks like she owes her career to both auto tune and TRUCK loads of make-up.

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HAVING A CASE OF DOWNS

What the fuck happened to Nicole Richie's skin? The (adopted) socialite was shooting a commercial in New York and a paparazzo (yay for us) managed to snap her in the MOST flattering light. We didn't realize that new mother's are subject to such RANK hormonal acne, but Nicole's skin has definitely seen better days. To add insult to injury her EXPERTLY applied fake eye lash glue is clearly visible and it looks like she's got an unfortunate case of down syndrome eyes. Bummer.

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NATURAL BEAUTY NICOLA

After hearing Nicola Roberts' AMAZING new Beyonce rip-off tune "Beat My Drum", it kinda sucks that her OFFENSIVE face will be all over the glossies in the coming weeks. We can't really figure out what her face is about, besides a big ole pale mess covered in hormonal chin acne and fried ginga hair. Suppose we can at least give her credit for her wannabe edgy outfit and classy pink manicure though. Gotta love a good ole northern mess!

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