Although highly embarrassing of us to admit, we were taking a dump when we got the inspiration for our next post. In case you're wondering what gave The Sizzling Mess it's next idea, we can reveal that it was none other than the thought of Renee Zellweger's "tile" aka turd smile. There's no hiding the fact that what we just confessed to isn't disgusting, but really study the above photo (without lying to yourself if you're a fan) and tell us we're not crazy. Renee is an odd looking gal, but we've always been very miffed as to why her smile portrays such pain and discomfort. If she needs an extra buck or two, she should use her TRAFFIC STOPPING looks to endorse products aimed at constipation. Just sayin'.
[Image via WIRE]