Although these photos are vintage, you gotta hand it to ultra DOG ROUGH slapper Michelle Heaton for even leaving her (council) house. Like good ole Natalie Cassidy, it don't matter whether she's Victoria Beckham or Kirstie Alley, she is just plagued with a ROUGH lookin' mug (entire body). We were even more appalled to learn that Michelle (quiver) opened a personal styling company (we're serious) back in 2009. Word is that she initially found the workload too stressful, what with juggling the company and her shifts at River Island, but apparently this was solved by cutting down her hours. Well a girls gotta pay the leccy bill somehow! She's just TOO beyond in every way for us to comment further.
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