Granted, she's not exactly the biggest hot mess (or celebrity) on the scene, but the lower half of Whitney Port resembles an Ethiopian minus the tan. It was the slightly retarded facial expression, match stick legs and Hocus Pocus boots that caught our eye, but we just don't get why she's still famous? The Hills was kinda fun, but as soon as she appeared in The City, fierce rival bitch Olivia Palermo completely upstaged Whitters and showed her how it's done. Bitch better be careful though cause she could do some serious damage with them fugly boots!
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