DID HE PLAN ON BECOMING THIS FUGLY?

It really is a shame when Hollywood stars and people like Mickey Rourke ruin their looks by having too much surgery and we just don't understand the drive behind making yourself look fugly. The now over the hill star was snapped arriving at LAX over the weekend and it looked like a walking mummy in a beanie if we're honest. Can you believe that the left and much better photo was just 30 years prior? Nice low cut tee too Mickey...we didn't realize you'd become gay too.

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WE NEVER GOT THE RACE CHANGE MEMO

La Toya Jackson may as well just join the Ku Klux Klan cause at this point it's evidently clear that she's embarrassed to be black. The former singer (porn star) was seen walking the red carpet at some shitty charity event in LA and she literally looked like an embalmed hooker. The dire highlights and Michael nose are obvious features here, but nothing looked good or natural. We can however commend the cock hungry whore on the fact that she's been a size zero for almost 50 years, as that in itself is hugely impressive in our opinion. Take note of the latter Xtina.

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MRS POTATO HEAD LIKES MARRIED MEN

Okay so before you all freak out and think we're crazy for featuring actress (husband stealing whore) Mila Kunis then calm down and hear us out. Now we do love us a bit of Mila but for some reason her head just looks like a fuck-off potato and even though lady ain't fat she's packing a lot more flub compared to her Black Swan days. We like skinny girls and in this case anorexia was a good option for her cause she looked better, but of course as soon as filming wrapped the fat bitch had to go and start eating again. We're guessing she's doing something right though cause Ashton would rather tap a tubby Jewish ho than a skinny over the hill hottie.

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EVEN DANCING DOESN'T IMPROVE THIS...

Kirstie Alley was once part of Hollywood's elite and commanded a salary that would raise eyebrows, but all she's making headlines for these days is her fat ass. The actress was seen eating alone (what she does best) in LA recently and certainly looked worse for wear as she mopped up the remainder of her food with bread. The hair, body and skin are just rank and even though bitch can look uber good when she'd scrubbed up, this appearance will be going down in her top 5 worst.

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WE LOVE A GIRL WITH A STRONG JAW...

Now we get that Solange ain't the worst looking thing in the tool box, but she ain't got shit on Beyonce when it comes to the looks department. The singer (coat tail rider) was seen arriving at a charity event in NYC over the weekend and the bitch's afro took up most of the space on the red carpet. According to insiders Solange was seen putting crackers into her hair on several occasions, which leads us to believe that she's renting out rooms in her fro for cute robin birds to nest in over the holiday season. Talk about cute! On the other hand, does anyone else think she looks like a black Lurch?

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THIS IS MORE ANNOYING THAN RACHEL ZOE

What did Brad Goreksi think he looked like when he checked in the mirror before leaving to host the AMA's last month is what we wanna know? The celebrity "stylist" or Canadian import that attracts wealthy fag hags was seen on the red carpet with his microphone at the ready and he looked like a gay beaver who was trying too hard. The hair looked like a wall of steel and we never realized he had such huge fuck-off ears. Canadians already get a bad rep as it is, but Brad being one certainly doesn't help.

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