We secretly hoped that Kim Kardashian was gonna wear some mess of a wedding gown by Skechers but this shits a whole lot better! Just leave it to SHIT HOT fess (fucking mess) Lindsay Lohan to show up to your wedding a half an hour before her shift starts on Hollywood Boulevard. For those of you who aren't well-versed in the world of Lohan, that isn't her sister or colleague next to her - it's her BEYOND classy mom (manager) Dina Lohan. Doesn't saying Dina over and over just sound like pure class in itself? These two look like a pair of fuckin' has-been hookers and Lindsay what the FUCK is up with your bloated porn star pig face?
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