XTINA HAS TURNED INTO A MUPPET

Holy shit! Christina Aguilera has gone and let herself go big time. The singer (screamer) was papped strolling around LA with her latest fuck buddy and she looked rough as arse holes to say the least. We've been hearing for a while now that lady is due to to drop some new music, but if she's still looking like Miss Piggy we ain't got high hopes to be honest. She should have been starving herself since January and working out like a cunt to burn off her whale sized thighs, but no she's still in the "comfortable" phase of her newish relationship so is packing food away like a bastard. We get we're being harsh but she's become a right fat bitch lately and she should take her career more seriously.

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GENIE DON'T FIT IN THE BOTTLE NO MORE

Now we get that this fitch (fat bitch) isn't on Kirstie Alley's level, but she really needs to know when to just STOP fuckin' scoffing. Christina Aguilera was pictured shopping (robbing a Krispy Kreme) lookin' like a bloated troll in drag. We miss her Stripped days when she just had one chin and skinny thighs...her tree trunks just repulse us now. Someone needs to put a padlock on her refrigerator, wire up her jaw and drag her down the gym for at least 3 hours a day. We can deal with the cheap hooker image later.

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VINTAGE XTINA

We're kicking ourselves that The Sizzling Mess didn't exist last year when Christina Aguilera was sporting some of her biggest SHIT HOT MESS looks in history. Let's be serious though, her stylist either hates her fucking guts and enjoys embarrassing her on the red carpet, or she lets her child pick out her outfits. We get that her self-esteem is down in the gutter due to a FLOP album, divorce and her movie Burlesque gettin' SHAT on by Hanna Montana 13 at the box office, but what the fuck happened? Looks like lady has been takin' tanning tips from Snooki.

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HOT MESS TINA

We've always had a soft spot for Christina Aguilera and in a perfect world we'd love to not hate on her, but that ain't gonna happen til lady gets her image/weight issues together! Xtina was pictured with her financial leech rebound boyfriend Matt Rutler, and her trashy white hair, chubby thighs and clown make up looked plain nasty! Chrissy, we LOVE your voice and music, but quit scoffin' on doughnuts, get on the treadmill and kick that skank GaGa off the charts!

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