We're kicking ourselves that The Sizzling Mess didn't exist last year when Christina Aguilera was sporting some of her biggest SHIT HOT MESS looks in history. Let's be serious though, her stylist either hates her fucking guts and enjoys embarrassing her on the red carpet, or she lets her child pick out her outfits. We get that her self-esteem is down in the gutter due to a FLOP album, divorce and her movie Burlesque gettin' SHAT on by Hanna Montana 13 at the box office, but what the fuck happened? Looks like lady has been takin' tanning tips from Snooki.
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