DID MISCHA EAT MARISSA OR SOMETHING?

Okay seriously Mischa Barton what the fuck happened to you? The actress who was once known for playing regulation hottie Marissa Cooper in The OC was seen grabbing lunch in LA the other day and she's totes piled on the pounds. Even her poor dog looked on with an expression of disgust as she clutched at her burger and Starbucks drink. You need to ditch the junk food, hire a trainer and stop eating cause otherwise you're headed for Kirstie Alley territory.

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EARTHQUAKE OR IS MISCHA ON THE MOVE?

Who knew that Mischa Barton would leave The OC and become so fucking fat? While we'll always have a soft spot for Marissa and her fuck off razor sharp cheekbones (well not anymore), we seriously can't excuse her for sporting these nasty ass whale thighs. Also what the fuck did she think when she put on skinny jeans? We ain't feeling the silver metallic winkle pickers either honey so please just hire Rachel Zoe again and stop eating.

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DID MARISSA PISS OFF CHRIS BROWN TOO?

Oh how we used to love Mischa Barton and her anorexic amazingness...until she started eating and became a beached whale. The former OC actress was snapped at a charity dinner in London recently and it looked like she'd either smeared shit over her eyes (make-up budget) or fucked off Chris Brown who we know likes to treat women with respect. Either way bitch didn't get the warpaint right at all, but we're hoping she'll start to eat less cause we totes prefer her skinny. Just sayin'.

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ANOREXIA AIN'T ALWAYS A BAD THING

Dear oh dear. Has-been actress and Jabba The Hutt lookalike Mischa Barton is NOT looking her best these days. The fat bitch was pictured with a huge smile when she was told she'd won a year's supply of chocolate...tut tut. She's certainly giving Oprah a fuckin' good run for her money when it comes to who can be the biggest yo-yo dieter. We're gonna guess that she's not getting much work at the minute looking like Free Willy's hister (human sister), so how about erm starving yourself like back in The OC days? Times are hard love and the lecky bill ain't gonna pay itself.

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SHAMU CALLED AND WANTS IT'S FACE BACK

This was buried deep in The Sizzling Mess' vintage classics file and we thought it was about time to once again pay tribute to actress (whale) Mischa Barton. If you're all educated to degree level and read the glossies religiously, then you'll remember that she blamed her fat face in this pic on "dental surgery causing swelling". We worked out what Mischa actually meant to say and the translation is roughly: "I know I've become a right fat cunt, but my career's a fuckin' joke and eating my feelings makes me feel better". See we can always relate to the absolute truth! Rumor has it that The OC is coming back next year for a reunion special, but Mischa's old character Marissa is being played by a new girl with one chin. Fear not though OC fans, you will in fact catch a glimpse of Mischa herself as she's been cast as the whale that gets washed to shore in the beach scene. Yay everyone wins!

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COME BACK MARISSA!

When it comes to Mischa Barton, she's pretty close to the top of the celebrity hot mess pile. Pretty ironic considering she's young, kinda pretty and semi-talented. Anyhoo the anorexic (semi-obese) d-lister was spotted at the airport looking like Wally's less-successful sister in her bizarre ensemble. At least she invested the remaining $500 of her OC earnings on a classy Louis Vuitton travel bag.

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