DID MARISSA PISS OFF CHRIS BROWN TOO?

Oh how we used to love Mischa Barton and her anorexic amazingness...until she started eating and became a beached whale. The former OC actress was snapped at a charity dinner in London recently and it looked like she'd either smeared shit over her eyes (make-up budget) or fucked off Chris Brown who we know likes to treat women with respect. Either way bitch didn't get the warpaint right at all, but we're hoping she'll start to eat less cause we totes prefer her skinny. Just sayin'.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS IT TRYING TO BE NOW?

So we know this thing has become kinda irrelevant, but when we saw the pic of the bitch we couldn't not share. Lady GaGa was recently snapped at some boring looking charity event in NYC and looked like an eco friendly dyke complete with a pig nose ring and classy bleached eyebrows. We've never really been sure what it is, but we wouldn't be surprised if she hid a fuck off sausage between her legs.

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