FREE WILLY'S YOUTUBE DEBUT

Holy FUCK balls is pretty much all we have to say to the above video. Now we know it's not nice to lower people's self-esteem for kicks, but we physically CANNOT hold back when it comes to this MESS of a being. We kinda liked it's singing but we're not sure it's breathing properly to best support those beautiful notes. We're guessing that maybe a Big Mac is lodged in her throat or something? We know she's just a kid/beached whale, but Ke$ha better watch out cause it looks like this fitch (fat bitch) means business! According to the rumor mill she'll be going by her professional name Lady Lard and her new album Blow Hole is out later this year. We wish you all the best love!

UNLUCKY IN LOOKS KARDASHIAN

It's already Kardashian time again, but it's just IMPOSSIBLE for us to not comment on this cover that STUNNER Khloe Kardashian did back in January. We swear to God...Kris Jenner must have DIED (and not in a Rachel Zoe way) when she shat out this MESS of a being. As you can see the better looking version of Kim K got shot (we wish literally) for the cover of YRB magazine (National Geographic), but she looked like a pig version of Adam Lambert minus the acne scars. We can't think of an explanation, but for some reason her face just sends us into a deep state of depression. Rumour has it that "designer" Christian Siriano custom made the GaGa esque outfit to have built-in food compartments on the shoulders, hence the raised effect, in case Little Miss Piggy got peckish during the shoot.

[Image via YRB]