Angelina Jolie is a cunt and Jennifer Aniston is a "serious actress", but c'mon people when you put these bitches side by side it's easy to see why Brad chose the Tomb Raider actress. Don't get it twisted cause we do think that Jen is cute and all, but she's always had that clownish smile going on and her looks are average with lip gloss and cute hair at best. Now when you look at Ange it's just obvious that she's got it cause she can say come fuck with her eyes and still have an air of mystery about her. There's probably plenty of girls out there who think Jen is beautiful, but we think they need their eyes testing. Cute and pretty sure...beautiful not.
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