HORSES ARE BETTER LOOKING THAN THIS

What the fuck has this bitch done to her face? Chloe Sims from that crazy culture filled show TOWIE was seen exiting a night club in Essex (shocker) and it looked truly horrendous for her age. The actual horse teeth and orange skin would make most people run in fear, but we just don't understand why she wanted to make herself this fugly? We pity the guys she gives head to cause it can't be pretty.

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MAYBE HER DAD IS A HORSE?

Talk about bravery. Chloe Sims from that AMAZING show The Only Way Is Essex once again gave us more to write about and decided to leave her house the other day. It was papped walking around Essex (shocker) and looked more like a freak show than a youthful 21 year old. Yeah that's right this shit is 21 years old. Even without make-up she looks like a fucking stretched mess with horse teeth.

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JESUS LOVE IS THIS A JOKE?

Who in their right fucking mind would leave their gaff lookin' like an old trollop with RIDIC tits? Poor old Chloe Sims from that GREAT show The Only Way Is Essex was caught dancing away the other night and we think it has deludeditis. Can you believe this shit is just 21 years old too? The wonky eye and buck teeth didn't help either, cause it looked like she was tryin' to eat her own fucking head. Oh love, do us all a favor and put a bag over ya head.

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THE ONLY WAY IS CHEAP

Urgh what an absolute fucking state. The above photo is of walking science project and Essex slapper Chloe Sims. The star of TOWIE was pictured leaving a nightclub after being refused entry due to being such a dog. It looks like the bitch could use a pram to help push those puppies around. We wonder if they're real or not?

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DEER IN HEADLIGHTS

Not sure we know what to make of this human (if you can even call it that), but The Only Way Is Essex star Chloe Sims has seriously fucked up her face. God knows why, but for some reason Lea T's cousin decided to go make up free for the NOW! photo shoot. Note the "classy" breast implant scar under her arm. We're in a state of confusion so deep that we can't fully hate on the Donald Duck lookalike all that much, but hey perhaps her natural beauty (botched plastic surgery) could help her become an extra for that new Alien movie?

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