THEY'RE GONNA RULE THE RETIREMENT HOME!

Holy moly talk about going back in time people! In case you're still like who the fuck are these bitches, we can confirm that they are in fact the original Pink Ladies from the totes hilarious movie Grease. To be honest they don't look too bad, but Stockard Channing was just born a butters bitch so she had no chance bless her. We can't quite understand why Jan (top left) looks so fucking old though? At least Marty (bottom left) doesn't look like a whore anymore, but does Frenchie (bottom right) look better with or without those fuck off drag queen wigs?

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WONDER IF LIZ IS TURNING IN HER GRAVE?

We really can't decide if it's good thing that Lindsay Lohan has been cast to portray icon (and let's face it slapper) Elizabeth Taylor in the new Lifetime movie Liz & Dick. One thing we do know however is that LiLo is looking good and it's great that she's finally back to work. To be honest, we had to do a double take cause at first we didn't know it was her in the pic and let's face it that can't be a bad sign. We wish her all the best and hope it turns out to be a success. We know that's a shocking statement from The Sizzling Mess, but we are actually capable of being nice.

[Image via LIFETIME]