Seriously what the ACTUAL fuck Madonna? What in God's name have you done to your face and bitch would you please just ditch the grille already cause it ain't even cool to copy Hannah Montana with an STD...that's right you know who. The alleged queen of pop was snapped walking the red carpet at the annual Grammy awards...with a cane can we add, but we're told she only needs to do this when it's damp cause it makes her dodgy hip play up. Anyhow fellow gay icon and singer Cyndi Lauper presented an award at the show and looked equally strange to be honest. Both of their faces are puffed up and bloated beyond recognition and we just don't understand how they think this looks good. Such a shame when you know you're career is slipping like quick sand and you can't do a thing to stop it cause you ain't relevant. Bad times for Madge and Cyndi ennit.
[Images via AP]
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Tuesday, January 28, 2014
GRAMMY FOR THE MOST UNRECOGNIZABLE...?
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Monday, January 06, 2014
MOMMIE DEAREST AIN'T LOOKING SO GOOD
To open the new year we found this corker of old Hollywood legend Faye Dunaway leaving her hotel in London a few days ago. The former actress had either got gang raped on New Year's Eve and done too much coke or simply just aged terribly. Her once razor sharp features have been replaced with tight looking skin covered in liver spots and what's going on with that mammoth ear? We also didn't know that 72 year old stars are now dressing like chavs.
[Image via GREG BRENNAN]
[Image via GREG BRENNAN]
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What Happened
Thursday, September 05, 2013
GATSBY WON'T FUCK YOU LIKE THIS HONEY!
Oh dear this ain't a very good snap of Carey Mulligan is it people? The posh British actress was papped arriving at LAX with her Mumford & Sons hubby and bitch looked rough as shit. We had to do a second take at first cause we couldn't actually believe she was this plain minus the slap! What the hell would Leo say to this people?
[Image via PACIFIC COAST]
[Image via PACIFIC COAST]
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Carey Mulligan,
Dog Rough,
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No Make Up,
Plain Jane,
Posh Bird,
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