TRAGEDY AKA LISA SCOTT-LEE

We apologize in advance for doing this to our readers, but we couldn't resist a good old vintage classic. Lisa Scott-Lee aka the desperate member of former pop band Steps (major cringe) can be seen rockin' some GORGEOUS hair back in the day. Apparently she was attending a beauty pageant in Wales (low) as a celebrity guest judge, but if we were running the event we'd of been waiting for the celebrity all night cause Lisa sure ain't one. We bet she is LOVING the fact that Steps are reuniting this Spring and she's back in the papers. At least your increased earnings will keep the final demands at bay love.

[Image via GOFF]

DEEPER SHADE OF DESPERATE

We just love to hate on Lisa Scott-Lee cause even though Steps disbanded like 50 years ago, she's still desperately clinging onto her "fame" and trying to achieve solo success. The bad drag queen is pictured above in a still from her crappy MTV show Totally Scott-Lee where her desperation is caught on camera. Never have we come across someone who wants a top 20 hit so badly. At one point during the show we thought she was gonna sell the clothes off her back to get her song played on Cheap FM, but sadly for her even they declined. Look on the bright side Lisa (urgh such a common name), you can always burn some copies of your album and then flog em at a car boot sale ennit?

[Image via MTV]

5-6-7-8 I'M A FUCKIN' DOG

Urgh fuckin' hell! We didn't even Photoshop this picture and we feel sick. That's how truly DOG rough faded star (never one anyway) Lisa Scott Lee has gotten lately. She was never no oil painting bless her, but she's always had that cheap slapper that gets her tits out fut lads (for a tenner cause she's got kids to feed now) look about her. It puzzles us that even when she's all dolled up for EXCLUSIVE events like Lidl store openings, she still manages to look like she's been fucked 50 times and then spat on. If her career couldn't stoop any lower, then last week may have been the final job (and 50 quid) to push her over the edge. She was pictured above singing Steps hits (fuckin' hell love it were 30 year ago) to the crowd at some festival no one gives a shit about in Great Yarmouth. With a nostril her size we're pretty sure we could fit a cock up it. Anyone wanna bet?

[Image via LISA'S MUM]