Ooo now we'll try not to be too harsh, but TOWIE star Lauren Goodger looked EVIL whilst walking around (shocker) Miami on vacay recently. We never realized how fucking massive the bitch's thighs were...she's built like a brick shit house. In fact the room we're in just shook and we're not even in Miami. Maybe lay off the pies for the next 2 years and and cover up a bit more whilst you're away. We hear that tents are currently on sale at Walmart.
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