SLAVE TO FOOD IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT

Looks like there was a stampede over the weekend as Claire Richards aka the fat cunt from shitty pop group Steps was papped wandering the streets of London looking for food. We knew the bitch had weight issues but she's built like a fucking brick shit house from the waist down. As for the handbag we're pretty sure Coco Chanel would be turning in her grave and the sales assistant who sold her those jeans deserves a raise cause it must've given onlookers a damn good laugh. We'd love to hit it with a wet towel and hear the squeal.

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OF COURSE THIS GOT STUCK...

Wow, talk about a triumphant return. Claire Richards aka the fat cunt, got stuck in the pod that lowered her onto the stage at the first Steps reunion concert. Now although the poor bitch must have been highly embarrassed maybe now she'll stop scoffing Cherry Bakewell's by the packet? Oh and who the fuck is styling the tour cause the above pic just screams we're gonna be pissing ourselves when you walk out onto that stage. Just sayin'.

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TRAGEDY AKA LISA SCOTT-LEE

We apologize in advance for doing this to our readers, but we couldn't resist a good old vintage classic. Lisa Scott-Lee aka the desperate member of former pop band Steps (major cringe) can be seen rockin' some GORGEOUS hair back in the day. Apparently she was attending a beauty pageant in Wales (low) as a celebrity guest judge, but if we were running the event we'd of been waiting for the celebrity all night cause Lisa sure ain't one. We bet she is LOVING the fact that Steps are reuniting this Spring and she's back in the papers. At least your increased earnings will keep the final demands at bay love.

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DEEPER SHADE OF DESPERATE

We just love to hate on Lisa Scott-Lee cause even though Steps disbanded like 50 years ago, she's still desperately clinging onto her "fame" and trying to achieve solo success. The bad drag queen is pictured above in a still from her crappy MTV show Totally Scott-Lee where her desperation is caught on camera. Never have we come across someone who wants a top 20 hit so badly. At one point during the show we thought she was gonna sell the clothes off her back to get her song played on Cheap FM, but sadly for her even they declined. Look on the bright side Lisa (urgh such a common name), you can always burn some copies of your album and then flog em at a car boot sale ennit?

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STEPS TRAGEDY IN MANCHESTER

We know you could easily confuse the above photo to be melted lard in a bin liner, but it is in fact former Steps star Claire Richards aka cheap tart who got lucky. The crappy 90s pop band are unfortunately reuniting for a greatest (shittest) hits album and were doing promo in Manchester. We don't get why they're embarrassing themselves and to add insult to injury only 100 fans showed up, of which 50 were paparazzi and the other 50 friends and family. Claire ain't foolin' anyone with that "add a belt to ya dress to give yourself a waist" trick either. Listen up love, when you look like flubber there ain't no point in even trying. Just go home, stick in an old Steps album and eat ya feelings. We'll be nice and give the lass some credit for her glittery River Island shoes. Apparently she was eying a pair of Jimmy Choo's but money ennit.

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5-6-7-8 I'M A FUCKIN' DOG

Urgh fuckin' hell! We didn't even Photoshop this picture and we feel sick. That's how truly DOG rough faded star (never one anyway) Lisa Scott Lee has gotten lately. She was never no oil painting bless her, but she's always had that cheap slapper that gets her tits out fut lads (for a tenner cause she's got kids to feed now) look about her. It puzzles us that even when she's all dolled up for EXCLUSIVE events like Lidl store openings, she still manages to look like she's been fucked 50 times and then spat on. If her career couldn't stoop any lower, then last week may have been the final job (and 50 quid) to push her over the edge. She was pictured above singing Steps hits (fuckin' hell love it were 30 year ago) to the crowd at some festival no one gives a shit about in Great Yarmouth. With a nostril her size we're pretty sure we could fit a cock up it. Anyone wanna bet?

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