Now wouldn't your parents be proud if you brought home a slapper dressed like Michelle Heaton circa 2003? We love pulling out vintage oldies and this one is so good we just couldn't resist. Our favorite part about the pic has to be the uber chic outfit and in particular the bang ON TREND red boots. Maybe they were Lisa Scott-Lee's hand me down's? Ouch that's gotta hurt love. Seeing this actually reminds how shit Liberty X were.
Although these photos are vintage, you gotta hand it to ultra DOG ROUGH slapper Michelle Heaton for even leaving her (council) house. Like good ole Natalie Cassidy, it don't matter whether she's Victoria Beckham or Kirstie Alley, she is just plagued with a ROUGH lookin' mug (entire body). We were even more appalled to learn that Michelle (quiver) opened a personal styling company (we're serious) back in 2009. Word is that she initially found the workload too stressful, what with juggling the company and her shifts at River Island, but apparently this was solved by cutting down her hours. Well a girls gotta pay the leccy bill somehow! She's just TOO beyond in every way for us to comment further.
It's comforting to know that D-Listers will always be there for the EVEN LESS fortunate to have a laugh. At the Larry Crowne premiere in London last night, former Iceland spokesperson (coke addict) Kerry Katona was seen on the red carpet along with some wannabe WAG mess who had THE most natural lookin' tits we've ever seen. Michelle Heaton was unfortunately nowhere to be seen. Anyhoo it looks like Kerry is slowly piling it back on again, but we suppose for a D-Lister it ain't that big of a deal. Is it just us or does Kerry look like the spittin' image of a New Look employee? Gotta love a good ole northern mess.