WHEN REUNIONS GO TERRIBLY WRONG

Now we always thought that it was a mandatory rule to look shit hot when you attend a reunion, but we guess if you're Mara Wilson you either don't go or prepare yourself for the shit throwing. We won't hate on her too much cause we loved her and Amanda Thripp (on the left) in Matilda, but fuck they look like a right pair of frigid virgin losers. Even the thing in the middle ain't a looker, but Mara wins down with that fuck off mouth. Love you Mara!

[Image via MARA WILSON]

VICKY TOTES PAID THIS TO STAND BEHIND HER

We do love a good shot of a celeb with a retard fan in awe and this one is a fucking cracker. Victoria Beckham aka Vicky B was papped at the recent Glamor Awards collecting her gong for best designer or some shit (such a joke) and the poor mong behind her wasn't quite as camera ready. To be honest if you look closely it just goes to show that obesity is becoming quite the norm amongst young girls in the UK. Don't they get that if they wanna be happy in life they need to be a size 8 and below? Oh we do love the thing on the left though, but it's pretty clear that she ain't had any...ever.

[Image via BROAD]

ALMOST UNDERAGE TRAIN WRECK

Does anyone remember that TV show The Paper on MTV back in 2008? If any of you watched it, you surely to God can't forget the HOT MESS main character (Farmville pig) Amanda Lorber. She's the youngest train wreck to be featured on The Sizzling Mess, but we somehow think that Amanda would be the type to put a positive spin on this to avoid any embarrassment. People, you NEED to watch this show to fully understand what a CATASTROPHIC train wreck she truly is. The list goes on and on, but to sum her up just look at the 8th grade hair clips, DISGUSTING glasses, fugs nose, some fucked up ethnic lookin' necklace attached to ribbon (no you are seeing it right), and last but not least a HICKEY on her neck that actually scares us more than anything. Hope you're studyin' hard at NYU girl!

[Image via MTV]