THIS IS THE FUTURE OF LINDSAY LOHAN TOO...

Seriously WTF is going on with Tara Reid in general? Her career has been on a downward spiral since American Pie and her weight is always going up and down although more down of late. The mediocre actress was papped walking around LA the other day and the bitch looked skeletal to say the least. With the exception of the air bags in her chest she pretty much looked like a fake skeleton stolen from a high school and then put in a trashy LA outfit. We hope she gains weight before she dies and she really needs to fix the gold color of her hair too cause it's rank. Oh dear... it's pretty evident that these celebs need us in their lives.

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EVEN SHARKS WOULDN'T RAPE THIS MESS

One of the reasons that we love Tara Reid is that she's such a hot mess and still actually believes that she's hot and everyone wants to fuck her. The actress who now does shitty TV movies (let's face it American Pie was the height of her career) posted a pic to on Twitter of her splashing around on the beach in Malibu and boy did it look rough to say the least. The poor bitch has always just had that cheap and used look and of course the fuck off fake tits and anorexic frame don't help. We're guessing Californian chicks must age amazingly well with all that sun exposure and poor diet.

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NO ONE WANTS TO EAT YOUR PUSSY NOW

Oh honey, such a bad one for you but such a great one for us! Tara Reid aka the down and out hot mess of an "actress" was seen in LA earlier this week and boy oh boy it looked rough as fuck. For some reason and despite this lovely article we've always had a little soft spot for Tara, but when we saw this shit we knew it just couldn't fly cause the bitch literally looked like a drowned rat that'd been passed around and fucked. Have you ever noticed that some women just look used like they're vessels waiting to be filled? Go and get a blow out and lay off the partying honey.

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IS THIS VICKY POLLARD'S SECRET SISTER?

Oh dear honey. Tara Reid aka the younger Meryl Streep (she wishes) was snapped wandering the streets of St Tropez recently and it looked like she was going for a trashy chav look. The matching pink tracksuit, trucker cap and Gucci sandals looked a right mess and we wouldn't be surprised if the sandals were fake knowing this skank. On the other hand we must say she's a remarkable actress who has true talent....insert joke here.

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TIME HAS NOT BEEN KIND TO VICKY

Tara Reid really is the epitome of a hot fucking mess. The actress (barely) was papped at the Cannes Film Festival and she looked like a rough slapper who's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard. Now if you all saw American Reunion then you'll agree that she's practically a younger Meryl Streep, but in terms of her looks she's full on let herself go lately. At only 36 years old her face looks haggard and those pearly whites, or rather pearly yellows, are just gross. It's just a total car crash that looks cheap and nasty.

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AMERICAN PIE TO AMERICAN DOG

Wow ain't it amazing what Photoshop can do? Former stunner (ish) Tara Reid was photographed waiting in line to get into some crappy club in LA, only to eventually be denied entry due to being such a MUNTER. The crappy actress has certainly let her beauty regime slip and that triple chin is just fuckin' nasty. You can kid yourself all you like and say this was taken from a "bad angle", but there ain't no denying that it's looking rough these days.

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