BITCH PLEASE DON'T TWERK, YOU AIN'T SEXY!

Someone needs to seriously give Miley Cyrus the memo that says she is plenty of things but sexy just ain't one of them. We'll give credit where it's due though cause bitch has got a nice little body on her, but besides that there ain't much else going on for the skank. The face on it is evil and coupled with those teeth she ain't got no fucking chance at finding true love. Please just put the tongue away, hang up the microphone and go work in a zoo cause that's where you belong.

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SHORTY WON'T GET DOWN WITH YOU HONEY

Anna Kendrick has always kinda annoyed us and we really don't know why? The mousy actress has recently shot a feature for GQ magazine and bitch looked far from sexy if we're honest. We don't get what's going on with the birds nest hair and that pose is all wrong. Poor bitch looks like a math teacher who's trying to say fuck me in the ass with her eyes and it's totes failing. Never mind honey there's always Pitch Perfect 2 to look forward to...yay for us.

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