PRECIOUS COULD LITERALLY EAT RUSSIA

Okay so we get that Gabourey Sidibe is a really good actress and she's got the whole cuteness appeal, but fuck does the bitch have nasty figure. The star was papped filming scenes for her latest stint on American Horror Story in New Orleans recently and it looked like she'd ballooned even more...we guess pigs can fly. Seriously though it's waaay unhealthy for her to be this fat and the woman ain't even got small ankles or anything...it's fucking huge everywhere. Please stop eating Gabby cause you're gonna put yourself in an early grave!

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PROJECT G-A-Y

As soon as Christian Siriano hit our screens on Project Runway, we thought he was a disgusting queen with VILE hair. The "designer" was seen arriving at this year's MTV Movie Awards in a pretty cheap lookin' get up. His crispy lookin' hair that was GHD'd to death, nasty specs, Topman Design (most likely) blazer and exposed chest (mmm classy) looked a total mess. Now we're not into gals either at The Sizzling Mess, but we just DO NOT get why so many gay guys have to show off their chest/meavage. That's "male cleavage" for you folk that don't know. While on the topic, is it also compulsory for gay guys to own deep v's in 30 different colours? Do not understand that one.

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