WHERE'S AMANDA? ERM GOING TO JAIL!

We knew this shit was gonna go down since day one. Amanda Bynes was finally arrested the other day after throwing a bong out of her 32nd floor apartment window. The actress who's having a Britney moment x10 was papped in court complete with her crazy ass wig and looked like a total nutter. We do feel for the gal cause she's clearly not okay and although this shit makes amazing news we hope she gets help and fast.

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DOES BRIT THINK WE'RE FUCKING STUPID?

If anyone owes their success to airbrushing then Britney Spears is a major fucking contender. The pop singer (unemployed nutter) was seen leaving a hair salon in Beverly Hills and it looked like Brit had dyed her locks back to her natural color. Erm we're not loving it, but judging by the rest it's gonna take more than some brown hair dye to improve her overall aesthetic (ooo big word). Fuck we can't get over how RANK her side profile is and what's with the double chin and puffy face? We love how we're supposed to believe she can look like the pic on the right just 4 months earlier. Mmm can someone say Photoshop?

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HOUSEWIFE, INTERRUPTED

Well, we're not even sure where to begin with this one. Kelly Killoren Bensimon who stars in the Real Housewives Of New York City doesn't necessarily come to mind when you think of a "hot mess", but fuck me she is THE biggest emotional mess we've ever seen. If you've ever been fortunate enough to sit through an entire episode (take our word - it's worth it), you'll know that she's a housewife (single mom) who does a bit of "modeling" on the side to pay for her psychiatric bills. Granted, she's in good shape for shitting out a couple kids, but she's kinda butch lookin' and we've always wondered if she's a Luann (transsexual in denial). We highly recommend you watch season 3 of the show cause it's something you'll wanna see before you die. At the end of the day, you gotta give a transgendered gal credit for still bein' a fame whore.

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