SPONGE BOB WAS ALWAYS A DIRTY GAY

We gotta admit that Tom Daley is TOTES one of our many illegal crushes (we feel like pedos) and it seems even Sponge Bob can't keep his animated hands (and tongue) off his hot torso. What we wouldn't give to be the pool this thing dives in...preferably minus the Speedos.

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BE THE BIGGER PERSON

When we first saw the Real Housewives Of New Jersey sketch on South Park we nearly DIED. It was kinda compulsory for the show to feature two of the BIGGEST hot "jesses" (Jersey messes), Teresa Giudice and Caroline Manzo and it didn't fail to disappoint. The animation guys sure did capture the essence of Caroline's slimline physique and facial hair problem, but Teresa is just off the hook and the resemblance is uncanny. We do however think they shoulda lowered her hairline so it started on her lips. Note the subtle face mask (shaving cream) on Caroline's face. Hot tribute to a bunch of hot messes!

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