THE REAL LILY SURE AIN'T A PRETTY SIGHT

Lily Allen is apparently making a return to the spotlight cause for some reason she thinks she's relevant and interesting. The truth is obviously that her savings account is getting low and she wants more $$$ cause she's a fashion whore who lives beyond her means. Anyway the pop star (trying to not laugh) was snapped leaving a club the other night in London and the poor bird looked like a rough mom who needed some sleep. Also is anyone confused by the lyrics in her latest song Sheezus cause it would seem that she believes she's in the same league as some pretty big singers and it's just erm a little awkward cause she's Lily Allen?

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BAGGY PUSSY OR THUNDER THIGHS?

Lily Allen has apparently started making music again...even though she said she was gonna retire before shitting out kids. Anyhow the singer must've ran outta money or something cause while her latest tune isn't the worst thing we've ever heard, the music video screams budget cut and they could've at least touched up her whale thighs in the editing room. What do we know though?

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THIS SHIT HAS TOTES GIVEN US THE FEAR!

It's no one wonder Lily Allen's career has gone down the toilet, cause it looks like the bitch has fucking eaten it along with tons of other shit. The crappy singer was papped walking (struggling too bless her) at the recent Glastonbury festival and we reckon she'd have faired better in a wheelchair. We know she's always been a bit on the porky side and had dumpy legs, but she clearly took "eating for two" way too literally. Don't fool us with those shoes either cause the only running you do is to the fridge and back.

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BROTHEL BRIDESMAID

When Lily Allen got married at the weekend, we think her sister (kinda) Sarah Owen missed the memo and instead got dressed as if she was off to meet a client. Come on, is that really appropriate attire for a wedding? Maybe if you live off a Giro, have 12 kids and your idea of a "great" evening is going down the pub. It looked BEYOND classy what with her tits pushed up to her neck and her dress was so high everyone could probably see what she had for breakfast the dirty slut (allegedly). Lily and Sarah are obviously very well bred.

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LET'S HOPE CHANEL DO RETURNS

Wow, this really is a STUNNING photo of Lily Allen. The (talentless) "singer" was pictured arriving at some church (in a place no one cares about) where she is due to marry her beau today, and her Chanel (we're not kidding) dress was just a CATASTROPHIC mess. We get that in the world of celebrity Chanel equals taste (particularly new money celebs), but Lily looked like a bloated tranny from the 20's covered in 30,000 meters of (tacky) lace. Who'd have guessed she was going for a (slightly classier) Gypsy look? We hope you have a great day and your marriage lasts and all, but Lily why the fuck did you wear this shit?

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