WHEN GOOD PEOPLE WEAR BAD OUTFITS!

You gotta love Sandra Bullock cause for one thing the woman looks great for almost 50 and secondly she adopts black kids and not just for publicity. Hear that Madonna? The actress walked the red carpet the other day at the Golden Globe awards and unfortunately for her it seemed her stylist may be holding some sort of grudge cause she looked like a Liquorice Allsort gone wrong. It was a crying shame that such a great actress rocked up looking like a fool but hey hopefully she hired the bitch who dressed her and has hired a fairy who can get the job done well.

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WTF DID ANNA WINTOUR DO TO SANDY?

Okay so don't get it twisted cause we LOVE actress Sandra Bullock as much as the next mofo, but we really ain't feeling her latest Vogue cover. We're not sure what Anna was going for with this photo but we think she looks more like a dykey elf who's related to Enya than fashion cover girl. Is it just us who's seeing this cause Sandy usually looks stunning? What a fucking bad choice for the cover though guys.

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SHORTY WON'T GET DOWN WITH YOU HONEY

Anna Kendrick has always kinda annoyed us and we really don't know why? The mousy actress has recently shot a feature for GQ magazine and bitch looked far from sexy if we're honest. We don't get what's going on with the birds nest hair and that pose is all wrong. Poor bitch looks like a math teacher who's trying to say fuck me in the ass with her eyes and it's totes failing. Never mind honey there's always Pitch Perfect 2 to look forward to...yay for us.

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MORE LIKE JENNIFER MANISTON RIGHT GUYS?

Okay so we've never really understood the fascination with Jennifer Aniston cause let's face it; she's an average actress who got lucky at best and while she can sometimes look cute we've never been a fan of a woman with a strong jaw. The former FRIENDS star was seen filming a new movie in NYC over the weekend and sported a wig that made onlookers do a double take cause lady resembled a full on dude in drag. The only thing missing from this clownish look was a five o'clock shadow, but at least we know that Jen can't pull off every hairstyle out there. Did you clock her fuck off massive engagement ring too? Must be nice to have lots of money ennit.

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WE CAN'T STOP...HATIN' ON THIS FOLLOWER

For some reason we've never liked Miley Cyrus cause she looks like a cunt who'd deck you in the school cafeteria for giving her the wrong look. Anyway the singer who achieved fame through her hick daddy was snapped working the red carpet at a promo event for her new album in LA recently and the woman looked a fool. The hair was all wrong and does she think she's black now with that grill? Someone needs to tell the bitch that the rock chick look she's sporting doesn't work when you're from a family who plucks chickens for dinner. We can't tell whether she's a young star in Hollywood or a dyke from Norway who owns a tattoo parlor, but what we do know is that it's trying way too hard and looks lame.

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MORE LIKE THE FUGLIEST HOUSEWIVES...

Oh dear, Vicki Gunvalson from OC Housewives recently got chin implants and it don't look good. The dumb bitch thought she'd try and make herself look more like a dude and it kinda worked cause it was seen rocking a Lurch esque jaw at a recent Bravo press event. The horse like veneers, balding spot and tranny lashes are making us gag, so bitch should just learn to stay in doors cause no one should have to look at that face.

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WHO KNEW BLACK BEAUTY LIVED IN HARLOW

Joey Essex is the definition of a waste of space and for any of you who have bothered to even watch that Emmy worthy show The Only Way Is Essex you'll see that he's a closet fag who thinks he's hot. The reality TV "star" was seen running errands around the shit hole that is Essex and it looked liked he'd broken out of his stable cause his nashers looked evil as fuck. As we all know he's definitely "straight" so we're assuming he just keeps hay to nibble on in that "man bag" of his. Oh and does anyone else think he's got birds living in that nest he calls hair?

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EVEN GRANDMA'S GET ERECT NIPPLES

Okay so we get that Goldie Hawn is almost 70, but what the fuck has she done to herself? The once hot blonde bombshell was seen playing tennis with a bunch of other senior citizens and she looked almost unrecognizable. The flat hair, liver spot ridden skin and fucked up face tell us that years of plastic surgery abuse are finally catching up the actress. Let's hope that Kate Hudson can learn something from this shit too.

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VIVA LAS GAYGAS WOULD NOT APPROVE

Okay so we get that insulting the great and powerful fag hag Bette Midler is kinda like speaking ill of Jesus, but no matter how great this bitch is she did not look good at a recent movie premiere. The campy icon was papped walking the red carpet and if we're honest it looked like another case of a stylist holding a grudge, cause Bette was wearing black leather pants, a pink chiffon scarf and a fugly brown velvet coat. Can we also mention that this was in LA where it's been like 70 degrees lately so what's with the coat? Granted it's not the worst thing on here, but when you're a legend you need to dress like one and not a pigeon lady.

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OVER THE HILL CHEERLEADER MUCH?

It must be kinda embarrassing to have your mom run around in tiny outfits looking like a desperate high school cheerleader, so we can honestly say that we fully empathize with Madonna's poor daughter Lourdes. The famous fag hag was seen performing in Italy recently and let's just say that all we can see from the above photo it desperate old slapper. Speaking of Lourdes, we wonder when Madge will get her eyebrows waxed?

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ISN'T LAVENDAR POISONOUS TO DOGS?

Kelly Osbourne is well known for switching up her hair on a regular basis but the latest color the fatty boom boom reality star has opted for doesn't really do her any favors. The fitch (fat bitch for those who aren't up to date with our lingo) was papped arriving at Chicago airport, cause she apparently got forced out of LA for being too talentless. No, we're jesting but that would be kinda funny wouldn't it? Apparently it's working on releasing a new book entitled Riding On The Coat Tails Of My Common Parents, but we're told that it's just a working title so things could always change. What are your thoughts?

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WHEN SHE USED TO BE RELEVANT

When we found this pic of Lil' Kim aka the original Nicki Minaj we just couldn't resist sharing it with you all. It seems that the now bitter rap star used to be fond of $5 hooker wigs and over sized accessories, but at least it looked better then than it does these days. It's a shame that she feels so threatened by Nicki too and it's just embarrassing when you don't get the memo that you're past it. We know the truth hurts honey but it's about time you started embracing it.

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OUR CRYSTAL BALL PREDICTED THIS SHIT

If we're honest we feel a lot of embarrassment for not only Madonna, but her 50 adopted kids too. The singer (OAP) is currently touring around the world to support her latest record and she's already got her baps out here and there. What we wanna know is when will she get that's not a good look when you're mid-song and your hip breaks? Whatever goes through this bitch's head is beyond us, but we wouldn't be at all surprised if the above pic soon become a reality. Can't you just see her performing Hung Up in 20 years climbing the walls with a walker in tow?

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ELLE WOODS WOULDN'T TOUCH THIS

We were truly floored when we saw what Luke Wilson had become in the above snap. The actor has been out of the spotlight for sometime now and we can't say we're surprised judging by his fat ass face. He was once a silver screen hottie who out shadowed his psycho brother Owen, but now he just looks chubby, gross and erm normal. Ditch the carbs and get down the gym pronto.

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