FASHION POLICE + KELLY OSBOURNE = JOKE

Okay so we have NEVER understood why Kelly Osbourne was hired by E! in the first place to be judge on their show Fashion Police cause well just look at it for a start. The daughter of drug addict Ozzy was seen attending several shows for London Fashion Week over the weekend and although the outfit here is kinds nice by her standards, the face just goes in the opposite direction as always. The problem with Kel is that she's a chubby indie girl at heart, but for some reason she keeps trying to hide it underneath cute outfits and sophisticated shit which blatantly isn't her. When you're born into one of the trashiest families in showbiz, have a mouth like a cesspit and comfort eat through life you just shouldn't be getting paid to judge others and what they wear #truth.

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THE ADDAMS FAMILY HAVE ARRIVED PEOPLE

Back in the day Sharon Osbourne looked damn good for her age, but nowadays Shazza don't even look like herself. As for the daughter Kelly she's one big retro tranny mess who gives fashion advice...sorry we just can't even go there. What the fuck has Sharon done to her lips though cause it just looks like one massive trout pout people. There is a limit to what you should have done honey!

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DESIGNERS WANT THIS SITTING FRONT ROW?

Is it just us or is the weight slowly creeping back onto Kelly Osbourne? It can't be easy for fat birds to keep it off forever cause food must be all they crave and we totes think those upper thighs have gotten chunkier in recent months. We gotta give her props for not being obese anymore, but the hair mixed with the paleness and the outfit makes us think of a bad tranny and we're floored that E! hire this to co-host a FASHION based TV show. Awkward that her boyfriend is more feminine than her huh?

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KEL'S VERY LUCKY HER DAD IS FAMOUS...

Bless her! This thing wouldn't have had much of a chance in the fashion industry (let alone any) if her daddy wasn't Ozzy. Does anyone dare argue with us? Sorry but if you're gonna judge our appearance and what we're wearing then you better not be fucking Kelly Osbourne of all tubby people. We don't know what's going on with this fuck off beehive hair style, orange tan and double chin but this bitch ain't chic or fashionable. Such a joke that E! even thought of this to co-host Fashion Police. Can you say family connections much?

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WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING TELETUBBIE

For some reason Kelly Osbourne works as a fashion critic for E!'s Fashion Police and it just blows our mind that it even got hired in the first place. The foul mouthed former fattie was recently interviewed on UK show Daybreak and it just looked fucking weird. Kelly's hairdresser clearly hates her cause he sent her out sporting an ice cream cone like updo, which did absolutely no favors to flatter her already fuck off massive head. Granted she's looking the best she possibly can at the minute, but when we see her we feel like space is being wasted.

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ISN'T LAVENDAR POISONOUS TO DOGS?

Kelly Osbourne is well known for switching up her hair on a regular basis but the latest color the fatty boom boom reality star has opted for doesn't really do her any favors. The fitch (fat bitch for those who aren't up to date with our lingo) was papped arriving at Chicago airport, cause she apparently got forced out of LA for being too talentless. No, we're jesting but that would be kinda funny wouldn't it? Apparently it's working on releasing a new book entitled Riding On The Coat Tails Of My Common Parents, but we're told that it's just a working title so things could always change. What are your thoughts?

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SOMEONE CALL PET RESCUE

Ooo fuck, this PIG of a being looked positively EVIL as it walked (believe it or not) around the other day. Kelly Osbourne plucked up the courage to leave her kennel and attend a Weight Watchers class in LA, but after being told "no dogs allowed" she left abruptly and went back to the pound to eat her feelings. We're not sure what's up with her retarded whale face and lips, but it looks like the weight is definitely creepin' back on. Can you believe this bitch gets paid (with food) to co-host that shitty show Fashion Police. Wonder what her co-stars will think of her (it's) car crash of an outfit? Ooo love just do us a favor and stay indoors.

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ONCE A FATTY ALWAYS A FATTY

We're confused after seeing this photo of STUNNER Kelly Osbourne who's apparently supposed to be skinny now. On top of her fucking MESS of an outfit, bobble head and thunder thighs, the TALENTED star (fat bitch) was rockin' a fugly ass pig nose on the red carpet. We don't quite get what she does to stay relevant besides pretending to know a shit load about fashion. On the upside, Kel is apparently getting her own character on Farmville in the near future...boink!

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LOST AT BIRTH?

Since losing 200 pounds on Dancing With The Stars, Kelly Osbourne's career has (apparently) soared. The semi-reformed fatty has tried everything from presenting (she's a natural) to trying to look sexy (and failing) for Madonna's clothing line Material Girl. Now she's not the biggest mess out there granted, but there is something VERY disturbing about the size of this bitches head. Talk about disproportionate. Anyhoo, we think the drag queen troll should get in touch with the Cabbage Patch Kids creators and cash in on her "fame" while it lasts. On the other hand it could make the companies sales decline, cause if we had to look at dolls with Kelly's (deformed) head attached to them, our eyes would be pretty offended. We want the old (obese) Kelly back!

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