OMGEEE CHRISTINA, IS THAT ACTUALLY YOU?

Holy shit is literally all we thought after seeing the above snap of Christina Aguilera and can you blame us? We loved to hate on Xtina when she was a flubber but it seems this flower has bloomed and decided it don't wanna be obese no more, cause lady SHUT IT DOWN over the weekend. The songstress was seen on promotional duties at an NBC gala on Saturday for the new season of The Voice and not only did she look totes amaze balls, but he body was OOC! Even though she was rocking her usual trailer trash look, bitch worked it as she looked like a hot teenage slut who didn't make the cast of The Hills. You can finally see your feet again...go Xtina!

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HOW DID THIS THING SHIT OUT BUFFY?

We know it's kinda low to hate on people's parents, but when they look this bad and are related to hot sluts it's pretty much impossible for us not to. Anyway can you believe that this is Sarah Michelle Gellar's mom Rosselen cause we sure as hell can't!  We can kinda tell a little in the face cause she's got the same mousy features but FUCK it's scary and rough looking. We're liking her Prada bag and Rolex that her daughter's earnings afforded though.

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ELLE WOODS WOULDN'T TOUCH THIS

We were truly floored when we saw what Luke Wilson had become in the above snap. The actor has been out of the spotlight for sometime now and we can't say we're surprised judging by his fat ass face. He was once a silver screen hottie who out shadowed his psycho brother Owen, but now he just looks chubby, gross and erm normal. Ditch the carbs and get down the gym pronto.

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