OUR CRYSTAL BALL PREDICTED THIS SHIT

If we're honest we feel a lot of embarrassment for not only Madonna, but her 50 adopted kids too. The singer (OAP) is currently touring around the world to support her latest record and she's already got her baps out here and there. What we wanna know is when will she get that's not a good look when you're mid-song and your hip breaks? Whatever goes through this bitch's head is beyond us, but we wouldn't be at all surprised if the above pic soon become a reality. Can't you just see her performing Hung Up in 20 years climbing the walls with a walker in tow?

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WHAT YA DONE TO YOURSELF HONEY?

Meg Ryan seems to be so quiet these days and when she's not promoting one of her shitty movies (The Women), she'll sometimes turn up to a crappy event to stay relevant. The poor thing however gets column inches for all the wrong reasons such as her failed relationships, emaciated figure and crappy career. She was papped at an event in NYC last weekend and the bitch looked like she was wasting away before our very eyes. Her face is kinda fucked and her arms are making us hurl if we're honest. What the fuck happened Meg?

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