WTF DID ANNA WINTOUR DO TO SANDY?

Okay so don't get it twisted cause we LOVE actress Sandra Bullock as much as the next mofo, but we really ain't feeling her latest Vogue cover. We're not sure what Anna was going for with this photo but we think she looks more like a dykey elf who's related to Enya than fashion cover girl. Is it just us who's seeing this cause Sandy usually looks stunning? What a fucking bad choice for the cover though guys.

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WHAT DID THIS WOMAN DO WITH XTINA?

Okay so we're becoming totally obsessed with Christina Aguilera at the minute, but c'mon people she looks fucking stunning and after hating on the former fatty for so long we feel she deserves all the praise! The belter and coach of The Voice can be seen posing for the latest issue of Maxim magazine in a series of stunning and surprisingly tasteful photos and lady is looking SMOKING hot. To be honest we're more puzzled by the fact that she looks nowhere near 32 years old...what's her secret? Keep it up honey cause we love what we're seeing.

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BITCH HAS KNOCKED IT OUT THE PARK!

Sorry if you hate Xtina but we simply can't ignore how good lady is looking lately. Christina Aguilera was seen rocking the stage at the Billboard Music Awards in Vegas last weekend and bitch has dropped some serious pounds. The singer and judge on The Voice will hopefully keep it up cause we'd hate to put her back in our top 10...or would we?

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XTINA FINALLY FIRED HER BLIND STYLIST!

Holy Shit what did this woman do with Xtina! You're eyes ain't fooling you either cause this actually is Christina Aguilera looking a MILLION times better than usual thanks to some much needed weight loss and a stylist who isn't visually impaired. The talented singer was snapped walking the red carpet at the Time 100 event in NYC recently and she looked a million bucks. We literally can't think of a bad word to say and we don't often have this problem as you all know. Just keep doing whatever you're doing honey!

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WILHELMINA SLATER WOULD SPIT ON THIS

It's pretty shocking that even the likes of Vanessa Williams who usually looks erection inducingly hot is a bit of a dog minus the war paint. The actress was seen running errands around NYC and looked a world away from her character on the now cancelled show Ugly Betty, which let's face it got pretty tired towards the final season. We'll admit that the bitch looks good for 49 years old, but can you believe this won Miss America at one point?

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FUCK OFF IS THIS THE SAME PERSON!

Sofia Vergara is well known for her luscious looks and "give you a woody in 3 seconds" effect, but it seems just like every poor bitch in the world she too looks dog rough minus the warpaint. The sexy Modern Family actress was papped out to lunch in LA this week and she looked a world away from her usually groomed to fuck red carpet appearances. In place of the usual sizzling Latina was a plain and foreign looking thing who could easily be mistaken for someone's maid if we're totally honest. This just proves that with money and the right resources anything is possible.

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LILO IS LOOKING SHIT HOT

Ooo fuck us hard. Lindsay Lohan showed up at the Washington Correspondents' Association Dinner recently and looked fucking amaze balls! We're so happy this bitch has ditched the trashy blonde locks and traded them in for her natural ginga roots. Whoever is telling her that she needs to actually take a shower before events needs a raise too. Keep it up LiLo!

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CATWOMAN TO DOGWOMAN

If we were Halle Berry and reading this we'd be screaming FUCK MY LIFE cause we cannot believe it's become this rough lately. Anyway the STUNNING actress was snapped driving around LA and it looked unrecognizable to say the least. Her mouth is kinda grossing us out too cause it looks like a giant gaping anus. At least she covered her Brillo pad hair with a hat, but fuckin' hell love next time reach for some Revlon before you leave ya gaff.

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