DAMN IT LIZA YOU WERE SO CLOSE THIS TIME!

Okay y'all know that we LOVE us some Liza Minnelli but at the Oscars on Sunday the campy singer rocked up wearing a blue ensemble (notice the blue hair steak too) and yet again slightly missed the mark. While we can't deny her hair and make-up looked damn fine for a old broad who's close to 70, the fact that she forgot to wear a bra which showed off her massive erect nipple kinda ruined the moment and made onlookers gag. We also can't deal with the shoes cause they make her look like she's got a dodgy club foot. Anyway we totes thought Liza brought her A game, but as always the humor crept in again cause we just can't take her seriously.

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FASHION POLICE + KELLY OSBOURNE = JOKE

Okay so we have NEVER understood why Kelly Osbourne was hired by E! in the first place to be judge on their show Fashion Police cause well just look at it for a start. The daughter of drug addict Ozzy was seen attending several shows for London Fashion Week over the weekend and although the outfit here is kinds nice by her standards, the face just goes in the opposite direction as always. The problem with Kel is that she's a chubby indie girl at heart, but for some reason she keeps trying to hide it underneath cute outfits and sophisticated shit which blatantly isn't her. When you're born into one of the trashiest families in showbiz, have a mouth like a cesspit and comfort eat through life you just shouldn't be getting paid to judge others and what they wear #truth.

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DESIGNERS WANT THIS SITTING FRONT ROW?

Is it just us or is the weight slowly creeping back onto Kelly Osbourne? It can't be easy for fat birds to keep it off forever cause food must be all they crave and we totes think those upper thighs have gotten chunkier in recent months. We gotta give her props for not being obese anymore, but the hair mixed with the paleness and the outfit makes us think of a bad tranny and we're floored that E! hire this to co-host a FASHION based TV show. Awkward that her boyfriend is more feminine than her huh?

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CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS IS BEYONCE'S SISTER?

Come on guys let's face it cause poor old Solange Knowles doesn't really stand a chance when Beyonce's her sister. Although she's a less annoying and not a diva bitch it really ain't something we like to look at for too long. We get that she's embracing her natural hair and giving the finger to weaves, but we think the presence of one would actually soften up her mannish features. Like we said she puts out some cool tunes but that fuck off strong jaw is making us think something else is between it's legs.

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KEL'S VERY LUCKY HER DAD IS FAMOUS...

Bless her! This thing wouldn't have had much of a chance in the fashion industry (let alone any) if her daddy wasn't Ozzy. Does anyone dare argue with us? Sorry but if you're gonna judge our appearance and what we're wearing then you better not be fucking Kelly Osbourne of all tubby people. We don't know what's going on with this fuck off beehive hair style, orange tan and double chin but this bitch ain't chic or fashionable. Such a joke that E! even thought of this to co-host Fashion Police. Can you say family connections much?

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WE CAN'T STOP...HATIN' ON THIS FOLLOWER

For some reason we've never liked Miley Cyrus cause she looks like a cunt who'd deck you in the school cafeteria for giving her the wrong look. Anyway the singer who achieved fame through her hick daddy was snapped working the red carpet at a promo event for her new album in LA recently and the woman looked a fool. The hair was all wrong and does she think she's black now with that grill? Someone needs to tell the bitch that the rock chick look she's sporting doesn't work when you're from a family who plucks chickens for dinner. We can't tell whether she's a young star in Hollywood or a dyke from Norway who owns a tattoo parlor, but what we do know is that it's trying way too hard and looks lame.

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THE POOR MAN'S ANNA WINTOUR

We've always believed that Carine Roitfield is to fashion what Britney Spears is to music...completely pointless. The former editor-in-chief of French Vogue was papped at a recent charity event in NYC and looked like an extra from Planet Of The Apes to say the least. Next month is a biggie for the dirty Parisian import because she's set to release the very first issue of her new magazine simply called CR Fashion Book. Wow, we simply can't get over how inspirational the name sounds. Even though it's biannual we'll give it 5 issues tops, cause let's face it Anna Wintour will squash this shit like a fly.

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BEING ADOPTED DOESN'T ALWAYS SUCK

Nicole Richie is famous for being adopted by superstar Lionel Richie and being former besties with reality star (slut) Paris Hilton. The erm socialite was papped getting her nails did in LA recently and although lady ain't fugly she resembled a Latina version of Gollum. We've always loved us some Nicole cause bitch was crazy funny on The Simple Life, but these days she's looking more like a googly eyed maid from south of the border. Go back to being anorexic cause it suited you way more honey.

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BEING A FREELOADER IS SO MUCH FUN

Oh doesn't it make you sick just how easy "actress" Emma Roberts has had it her whole life? If by any chance Emma is reading this and strongly disagreeing cause she got raped or something as a child, then to clarify we're just talking about her career. We've always wanted to know if she's truly satisfied with riding on the coat tails of her famous aunt Julia Roberts, seeing as if it wasn't for her she'd be waiting on tables at TGI Friday's. The freeloader was papped walking around the Coachella festival in LA and judging by the bruises on her arm we're gonna guess that she pissed off Chris Brown? We're loving the rabbit teeth pose too it's tres chic. Don't forget to catch Emma's new flick In Julia's Shadows in theaters soon.

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