PATSY WOULD'VE HAD SOME WORK DONE...

This is quite hard for us to write cause we do love a bit of Joanna Lumley cause she's got that slight Meryl Streep legend edge, but fucking hell the bitch was looking rough recently whilst filming a new movie in NYC. The actress was papped with curlers in her hair and a full face of slap, but that did little to disguise her inch deep wrinkles and nasty yellow teeth which were practically screaming to be whitened. Whatever though cause we still love her but it'd be nice if actual talent would try and preserve their looks ennit.

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SHANNEN DEF NEEDS THE BOOK OF SHADOWS

We gotta admit that Prue was our favorite witch on Charmed back in the day, but we kinda imagined that she would've aged a little better than this shit. Shannen Doherty who used to portray the witch with bitch attitude was seen at a recent event in LA and lady has aged so badly it makes us sad. Everything from the 80s barnet to the deep crows feet look horrendous, but more importantly what's going on with her nasty horse teeth? Screw personal gain, we think an age reversal spell is needed here.

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WE WONDER IF ANTONIO STILL PORKS THIS?

Oh dear what have you done to yourself honey? Hollywood actress (senior citizen) Melanie Griffith left her gaff the other day and it's blatantly clear that she's still refusing to accept the fact that she's not 25 anymore. The over the hill star has long been a fan of the surgeon's knife, but if a surgeon butchered out lips and gave us filler like this they'd get a fuck off massive lawsuit on their hands. Why oh why do you keep doing this to yourself Mel?

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WOULD THIS BE ALLOWED ON WISTERIA LANE?

Like every actress in Hollywood you've got your age stages and Teri Hatcher is definitely gearing more towards the Driving Miss Daisy chapter judging by her latest snaps. The former Desperate Housewives actress was seen on a run in LA and looked dog rough to say the least. Instead of her usual manicured appearance the poor bitch looked tired and had more lines than a coloring book. Again this could just a be "bad angle" but we don't care she looks rough.

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THE ONLY GAY WHO ISN'T BOTOXED TO DEATH

Seeing as Graham Norton likes to dip his pen in the homosexual ink pot, we just assumed it was standard that he'd have a totally unexpressive face filled with botox, but apparently this isn't the case as it was seen wandering around London recently looking bloated as fuck. The TV host was seen leaving his gaff and it looked as though the poor bastard had lost 50 stone around his eyes what with the saggy shopping bags underneath them. The depth of those forehead wrinkles are almost deep enough for us to move into as well. All that money and this face...what's wrong with this picture?

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PLAYING A WITCH MUST'VE COME NATURAL

Holy shit balls was pretty much our reaction when we saw the latest pic of actress Anjelica Huston taken just days ago. The has been stunner was papped in LA and looked like a fucking clown full of air and we literally had to count her chins. We know she was never really a natural beauty but what the fuck has she done to her face? All these actresses should take note and realize that if you use fillers and botox you will end up looking a mess.

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LOOKS LIKE PHOEBE NEEDS A WALKER

We know what you're thinking...when bad things happen to good people and in this case the culprit is that little fucker called time. Lisa Kudrow aka hippy slut Phoebe Buffay from iconic TV show Friends was snapped arriving at a charity event in LA recently and she looked like she'd definitely started living off her retirement account. To be honest, we can't fucking believe this and Jennifer Aniston are pretty much the same age. The greying hair, wrinkled complexion and turkey neck are making us think that the poor bitch needs some TLC and quick.

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OUR CRYSTAL BALL PREDICTED THIS SHIT

If we're honest we feel a lot of embarrassment for not only Madonna, but her 50 adopted kids too. The singer (OAP) is currently touring around the world to support her latest record and she's already got her baps out here and there. What we wanna know is when will she get that's not a good look when you're mid-song and your hip breaks? Whatever goes through this bitch's head is beyond us, but we wouldn't be at all surprised if the above pic soon become a reality. Can't you just see her performing Hung Up in 20 years climbing the walls with a walker in tow?

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L'OREAL ARE FUCKING NUTS

Now we do love ourselves some Diane Keaton, but FUCK this bitch looks evil without the red carpet treatment (3 inches of slap). The face of L'Oreal anti-ageing products (no we're not kidding) was pictured walking around the zoo in LA and we're gonna take a guess and say she was visiting a relative? Urgh it looked like a fucking corpse with piss stained teeth and this bitch is so wrinkly you could easily confuse her face for a map. We're all for "growing old gracefully", but Diane's taking the piss. Please just get yourself some fillers love and quick.

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