Now we get that this fitch (fat bitch) isn't on Kirstie Alley's level, but she really needs to know when to just STOP fuckin' scoffing. Christina Aguilera was pictured shopping (robbing a Krispy Kreme) lookin' like a bloated troll in drag. We miss her Stripped days when she just had one chin and skinny thighs...her tree trunks just repulse us now. Someone needs to put a padlock on her refrigerator, wire up her jaw and drag her down the gym for at least 3 hours a day. We can deal with the cheap hooker image later.
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