HOW THE FUCK DID THIS EVER GET ON 90210?!

This poor bitch has to be one of the most unfortunate looking birds out there and we really don't get how Tori Spelling ever landed a role on Beverly Hills 90210 in the first place...oh yeah cause her dad created the show. The funny looking actress was papped doing her weekly grocery shop in LA and looked butters as usual bless her. You think she'd at least get her roots done seeing as she wipes her shitter with 50s no?

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PRINCESS FIONA HAS A DAY OFF

Okay we get that this isn't the worst pic out there, but even we had a hard time figuring out that it was "stunner" Cameron Diaz at first. The actress (overrated dog with nice legs) was snapped grabbing a smoothie after a hard day at the office (spa). To be honest, she looked like a Polish cleaning lady and she's well plain underneath all that war paint. We reckon that even Princess Fiona would put on some slap before leaving her gaff.

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PRINCESS FIONA IS LOOKIN' ROUGH

Okay, so we know she was probably making a bad facial expression and the camera flash didn't help, but FUCK Cameron Diaz is a right MUNTER minus the slap. The A-List (you wouldn't think the dog) movie star was photographed leaving her hotel whilst on the phone (hence the flattering facial folds) and let's just say that we don't think even Shrek would pork this. She's usually looking fine as hell on the red carpet, but this was a fuckin' FUGLY ASS off day. We'll let you off this once Cameron, but next time don't forget the paper bag.

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