Okay, so we know she was probably making a bad facial expression and the camera flash didn't help, but FUCK Cameron Diaz is a right MUNTER minus the slap. The A-List (you wouldn't think the dog) movie star was photographed leaving her hotel whilst on the phone (hence the flattering facial folds) and let's just say that we don't think even Shrek would pork this. She's usually looking fine as hell on the red carpet, but this was a fuckin' FUGLY ASS off day. We'll let you off this once Cameron, but next time don't forget the paper bag.
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