GABRIELLE SOLIS WOULD JUDGE THIS SHIT

Now we've never really rated Eva Longoria that highly cause we think she's kinda plain so finding this GEM of a pic just proves that we're right. The sexy Mexican (dirty foreigner) actress was papped shopping around LA over the weekend and we wouldn't be surprised if L'Oreal were currently in talks to end her contract early. We have to say that we're surprised she looks so bad minus the slap, cause she resembles a cross-eyed homeless woman as opposed to a Hollywood actress. We wonder if her new movie will be called Mexicans Are Special?

[Image via FLYNET]

DESPERATE DOG

We're pretty sure that if Eva Longoria's character Gabrielle were to see this mess of a being she'd be shocked too. It's hard to believe that these two are the same person, but the image on the right is in fact Eva pre-photoshop and minus her usual 10 inches of slap. Urgh she looks TRULY vile and more like a Colombian maid than a fancy housewife (slut). Wonder what her bosses will think over at L'Oreal?

[Image via L'OREAL/SPLASH]