Yeah, we had to do around 10 takes before we realized it was
Kelly Clarkson too. The singer (pig that does karaoke) was barely recognizable as she wondered the streets lookin' for food on
Halloween. It kinda looked like a lesbian troll with subtle dwarf features that really needs to work on her weight. We're guessing she has to book two plane tickets when she flies now. Oh love, we know it sucks when your albums keep flopping, but you gotta pick yourself up (watch your bad hip) and just try harder. Fatty boom boom!
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Looks like someone has been reading The Sizzling Mess and finally decided to get their OBESE ass into gear. Pop star (stretching it) Kelly Clarkson was papped leaving the gym in LA over the weekend and although she still looked slightly funtish we'll give her an A for effort. Her face looked weird (well fucked if we're honest) and her body just screamed binge eater. We really hope she can turn her image around and get back to the top of the charts. Did you just see that pig fly?
Yeah, we had to do around 10 takes before we realized it was Kelly Clarkson too. The singer (pig that does karaoke) was barely recognizable as she wondered the streets lookin' for food on Halloween. It kinda looked like a lesbian troll with subtle dwarf features that really needs to work on her weight. We're guessing she has to book two plane tickets when she flies now. Oh love, we know it sucks when your albums keep flopping, but you gotta pick yourself up (watch your bad hip) and just try harder. Fatty boom boom!