WTF IS GOING ON WITH MISS SPEARS Y'ALL?

Before we start the hate we wanna say that we do genuinely like Britney Spears cause even though the bitch ain't talented, she's always been a grafter and had that likable appeal. The pop star was papped grabbing lunch in Las Vegas recently during rehearsals for her new show and as always something just looked off about her. Britters looks so much older than her 32 years and lately looks like a barmaid in her 40s who's had too much cock. Furthermore the accelerated aging process that she seems to be enduring won't do her career any favors, but let's face it that's headed for the toilet anyway. On a more positive note at least she's having salad and juice for lunch and not a fucking Frappuccino.

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BRITNEY IS BECOMING A REAL HOUSEWIFE

Holy shit balls! What the fuck has happened to Britney Spears lately people? The pop star was snapped attending the People's Choice Awards the other night and the woman looked truly horrific. We're obviously being a tad dramatic but her piss colored hair, spotty complexion, drag make-up and botoxed appearance made her look like a total freak show. Someone needs to introduce this woman to purple shampoo cause she's in desperate need! Britney literally looked like an extra from the Real Housewives and that's being nice.

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WTF BRITNEY'S GOT AN EIGHT HEAD NOW?

Man it's actually quite disturbing to see what a mess Britney Spears is these days...and you all thought Xtina had issues when she was heavier. The pop star was snapped leaving a dance rehearsal in LA over the weekend and bitch looked a total state. What the fuck is going on with the receding hairline, that fuck off spam forehead and the yellow hair? Jesus love sort yourself out cause no one will pay to see you perform live (lip sync) in Vegas looking like this!

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YOU WANNA A RANK BODY? WORK BITCH!

Oh man this kinda sucks cause we were rooting hard for Britney Spears after seeing how SMOKING hot she looked in her new video for Work Bitch. Sadly it seems digital trickery was heavily used as leaked images show the before and after and let's just say she didn't get that body from doing crunches at the gym. Long gone are her naturally rock hard abs and legs and in their place sits a flabby muffin top and chunky thighs. Now we get that she ain't fat but for Britney this is a mess.

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SHE WAS BORN TO MAKE Y'ALL CRINGE!

Uh huh, we're thinking the same thing as you guys. How did Britney Spears fall from grace and become such a fucking hot mess? Now that Xtina is getting her weight issues together it seems Britters has once again fallen off the diet wagon and while it ain't fat she sure as hell ain't as hot compared to her early days. The pop star was snapped rehearsing an upcoming special performance to promote the new Smurfs 2 movie which she recorded a shit song for and her outfit was tacky as fuck. Can someone please tell us why the stylist thought it would be a good idea to put her her in a bra, denim mini-skirt and white patent leather boots? This look just screams cheap hooker and lady is too old and chubby to pull it off anymore.

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WE'RE GONNA HOLD THIS AGAINST YOU

Whatever happened to Britney Spears bless her? She used to look so good and her body was shit hot back in the day, but since shitting out a couple kids all she seems to do is release filler albums and eat junk food? The past-it hit maker was seen grabbing coffee and donuts (shocker) and wearing a truly horrendous outfit whilst strolling around her neighborhood the other day. We still don't get that with all her dough she can't afford decent hair extensions? Just sayin'.

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WE HOLD THE HAIR AGAINST YOU HONEY

We're not too sure what happened in the hair and make-up room, but Britney Spears looked like she was hiding an entire family in her hair on The X Factor the other night. The now not so relevant pop star wore a clingy black number that didn't really do frame any favors (not that she's obese) and those t-bar shoes just cut her legs right off and made her look like a dwarf from Louisiana. Did anyone notice how fucking low her top was cut too? We know her stylist was going for glam, but we're getting more over the hill slut from this look. Just sayin'.

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SINCE WHEN DID BRITNEY DRESS LIKE A MOM?

Britney Spears is still managing to judge talent on The X Factor USA without getting out an umbrella and stabbing a contestant, but her fashion choices appear to going a little downhill. The singer (we're being polite) was snapped arriving at auditions in Chicago recently and it looked like she'd become a mumsy 45 year old overnight. What's going on with the BAD hair and make-up lady? Even the dress and shoes ain't saving this mess of a look but at least she don't look nuts.

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OKAY...NOW WE'D GIVE HER ONE

Talk about a turnaround in the looks department huh? Britney Spears turned up to the first auditions for The X Factor USA today in Texas looking mighty fine. It appears that either herself or someone from her team saw our recent post, cause everything from her rank yellow hair to bleeding nails looked a million times better. If you look really closely you can see she had a French manicure too. Going nuts isn't she? Anyway, like we've said before sometimes we can be nice, but don't get too used to it.

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JUDGING TALENT WHEN YOU HAVE NONE?

If we were auditioning on the The X Factor USA this summer, we'd frankly be offended if Britney Spears was critiquing us, cause let's face it she can't even stay in key whilst humming. The once queen of pop (sorry gays) was papped arriving at the press call to launch the new show and to be honest she looked a fuckin' state. Bitten finger nails that were actually bleeding, liver spots all over her chest, RANK blonde hair, a ruined complexion (note the hormonal chin acne), classic Britney WE syndrome (wonky eye) and last but not least her bushy eyebrows that are in DESPERATE need of some attention. Oh love, we think you checked out of the nuthouse a bit too early.

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DOES BRIT THINK WE'RE FUCKING STUPID?

If anyone owes their success to airbrushing then Britney Spears is a major fucking contender. The pop singer (unemployed nutter) was seen leaving a hair salon in Beverly Hills and it looked like Brit had dyed her locks back to her natural color. Erm we're not loving it, but judging by the rest it's gonna take more than some brown hair dye to improve her overall aesthetic (ooo big word). Fuck we can't get over how RANK her side profile is and what's with the double chin and puffy face? We love how we're supposed to believe she can look like the pic on the right just 4 months earlier. Mmm can someone say Photoshop?

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OOPS...SHE'S EATEN TOO MUCH AGAIN!

Judging by the latest photos from Britney Spears' new tour, it's pretty clear that instead of working out like a bastard she opted to stuff her face like a fat bitch and this is why you're seeing a semi-beached whale. We wish the TALENTED vocalist would get her shit together once and for all and just stop fuckin' eating. Pigs might fly before that happens though. On top of her mess of a body, stretch marks and Primark outfits, our sources claim she took a coffee/doughnut break every 30 minutes to re-energize herself. Mmm for what exactly? We know that lip-syncing must really take it's toll on the vocal cords. If however her spokesperson announces that she's up the duff in the near future then we're sincerely apologize for this post. Fat bitch.

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VINTAGE BRITTERS

No, the above photo is not a Teen Mom cast member, but it's Britney Spears back in her ultra hot mess days! We kinda miss the crazy Brit that carried an umbrella instead of a Juicy Couture clutch...please come back! How classy do her press-on nails, Ed Hardy top and track suit look? She looked slightly preggers when this was taken, but it could just be the fact that she was morbidly obese at the time. Let's just hope it was the latter seeing as she was puffin' away on her Marlborough Lights!

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