WHO SAYS YOU NEED TALENT?

There MUST be something wrong with Katie Price's head, cause what the ACTUAL FUCK does she think she looks like? The model (slut with herpes) was pictured promoting her new range of iPods that are shaped like cocks and vibrate. It looked like a human Barbie doll with chlamydia and her drag queen make up, RANK tits and clown eyebrows just pushed the look over the edge. Lucky male fans (and probably female too cause she's a whore) also had the chance to play with her tits for 2 minutes in exchange for a tenner. To be honest we think she should lower her price.

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VINTAGE BRITTERS

No, the above photo is not a Teen Mom cast member, but it's Britney Spears back in her ultra hot mess days! We kinda miss the crazy Brit that carried an umbrella instead of a Juicy Couture clutch...please come back! How classy do her press-on nails, Ed Hardy top and track suit look? She looked slightly preggers when this was taken, but it could just be the fact that she was morbidly obese at the time. Let's just hope it was the latter seeing as she was puffin' away on her Marlborough Lights!

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