YOU WANNA A RANK BODY? WORK BITCH!

Oh man this kinda sucks cause we were rooting hard for Britney Spears after seeing how SMOKING hot she looked in her new video for Work Bitch. Sadly it seems digital trickery was heavily used as leaked images show the before and after and let's just say she didn't get that body from doing crunches at the gym. Long gone are her naturally rock hard abs and legs and in their place sits a flabby muffin top and chunky thighs. Now we get that she ain't fat but for Britney this is a mess.

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DOES MEDUSA HAVE A FAMOUS TWIN?

Urgh this is literally making us wanna hurl. Beyonce has gone and fucked up her hair cause she was papped walking around NYC with a load of maggots wrapped around her head. The singer decided to ditch her famous weave and go au naturel, but we gotta say the bitch has definitely looked better. We get that it's fun to switch it up and get braids, but she looks like she's been cast in a new Alien movie and it looks gross. We're not so crazy in love with her anymore.

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IT CAN'T DO MARRIAGE OR FASHION

We're not gonna hate on Jennifer Lopez's looks cause let's face it she'd give a wasp an erection, but what the fuck did her stylist put her in when she appeared on The Graham Norton Show recently? The diva Latina wore a garbage bag, a cheap QVC style necklace and as for her hair, we're pretty sure robins are nesting in there somewhere. It's unfortunate that such DISGUSTING styling can make such a hot bitch look like a car crash. We hope JLo fired this person's ass as soon as the show was broadcast.

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