AS IF THIS THING WASN'T FUGLY ENOUGH HUH?

We'd love to see inside the mind of Pete Burns for just 5 minutes cause we're guessing we'd either "get it" or be completely disgusted. All we ever think of when looking at him is "WTF is it?!" but we're just gonna give in and go with weird fuck off shemale. The former singer from Dead or Alive can be seen being interviewed for a new TV special and boy does it look fucking weird. He kinda looks like a reject Shakespears Sister member with a dick or one ugly mermaid. How the fuck does he eat with those lips and wipe his asshole with those creepy ass nails?

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THIS MAKES JOAN RIVERS LOOK NATURAL

We really don't know what's wrong with Pete Burn's head cause he's seriously fucked for doing this shit to himself. Is it a guy? Is it a girl? Is it a fucking shemale? Apparently it's the latest thing to have your lips look as if they're about to explode and if we're honest Lindsay Lohan isn't far behind with this trend. Urgh he just looks a fucking mess and there's nothing else to say.

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YOU SPIN ME ROUND (AND MAKE ME SICK)

You'd think that Pete Burns would stop with the surgery, but it seems that he actually wants to make himself look more repulsive each year. We're not entirely sure what's up with his MESS of a face, but those lovely new facial piercings really bring out his eye color. The tumor-like cheek implants and over sized blow job lips are just atrocious, and the cheap wig does nothing to help the bloated pig look. We know your career's a joke, but quit having work done to make the headlines and just get a job in a gay bar.

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