This is a variety of "mess" that we've not yet ventured into, but once again Jessica Simpson leaves us with no choice. At least Jess only has one chin here, but the real focus (besides her now obese frame) is her AMAZING vocal ability. We've always thought of her as the hotter, poor man's version of Xtina, but why does it look/sound like she's climaxing when she "sings"...? Don't forget to note the BEAUTIFUL facial expressions she makes whilst singing (pushing out a turd) that would look more at home in a commercial for Pepto-Bismol.
Showing posts with label Kelly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kelly. Show all posts
Sunday, August 07, 2011
JESS DA VOCAL MESS
This is a variety of "mess" that we've not yet ventured into, but once again Jessica Simpson leaves us with no choice. At least Jess only has one chin here, but the real focus (besides her now obese frame) is her AMAZING vocal ability. We've always thought of her as the hotter, poor man's version of Xtina, but why does it look/sound like she's climaxing when she "sings"...? Don't forget to note the BEAUTIFUL facial expressions she makes whilst singing (pushing out a turd) that would look more at home in a commercial for Pepto-Bismol.
Friday, June 10, 2011
YOU'RE BEING VERY, VERY HARSH
Meet the STUNNING Kelly who auditioned on The X Factor during it's early years but didn't get quite the response IT had hoped for. This trailer trash skank bitch mess is just BEYOND in every way. On top of her "voice" (which sounds remarkably like Christina Aguilera), we actually believe that she may have invisible oral herpes. To top it all off, the poor thing missed her shift at Iceland and spent her last giro (that's welfare check for you Yanks) on her TASTEFUL Playboy necklace from Argos. 1-2-3 all together now...WHAT A FUCKIN' DOG!
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