Sunday, August 07, 2011


This is a variety of "mess" that we've not yet ventured into, but once again Jessica Simpson leaves us with no choice. At least Jess only has one chin here, but the real focus (besides her now obese frame) is her AMAZING vocal ability. We've always thought of her as the hotter, poor man's version of Xtina, but why does it look/sound like she's climaxing when she "sings"...? Don't forget to note the BEAUTIFUL facial expressions she makes whilst singing (pushing out a turd) that would look more at home in a commercial for Pepto-Bismol.

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